I haven't been here for ages. So what better time to do it than 1:47 in the morning? I'll tell you what time's better: none! Unfortunately, it's now 1:49. But still, i like it.

I'm very happy, because I've almost finished creating a project i've been working on for months. But you people will never see it, cos it's on powerpoint. What a shame. I know, you're all crushed that you'll never see this spectacularly enigmatic piece of unidentified powerpoint projectory, but please, calm down, I'm going to do some stuff you'll probably hate soon, so do not despair. I've just had alot to do lately, but now all my fans (0 people) will rejoice that i am returning to normal production speeds next weekish.

I'm also looking forward to halloween. It's my favourite holiday! Yay!

So, why am i here? I am here, dear friends, to tell you about the exciting prospects of melons. Not just any melons though. The Infinite Melon. It's more than a melon. Just look to the inside, it's juicy and sweet. No-one who meets the Infinite Melon begrudges him, for he is a Holy Melon. All shall bow before him at some point. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow. But some day. Some day soon. Mwahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, the various angles of my nearby timepiece's protrusions tell me that the time is now 2:00, so I must finish now. I intend today to be a great day, so it will be. I command it. And so does Ashley. And Jenkins. And James. And Andy. And Luke. And Greg. And any other Poppledonian that may be reading this. So it's goodnight from me, and it's goodnight from hymn. (Don't you just love the hymn of dreams? It's great!)